Tumblr (3.0; @danielharries)http://danielharries.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwnyw0eZ8E1qa99iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>A patient on a psychiatric ward shouts loudly, “I am Napoleon!” “How do you know you are?” asks another patient. “Because God himself told me”, he replies. A voice from the room next door pipes up, “I did NOT!”</b></p>http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/347758029http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/347758029Fri, 22 Jan 2010 14:45:36 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwgolxvMFf1qa99iwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>What do you call cheese that doesn’t belong to you? Nacho cheese!</b></p>http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/341470706http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/341470706Mon, 18 Jan 2010 16:20:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kwaym714PY1qa99iwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas? Deep pan, crisp and even.</b></p>http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/336132567http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/336132567Fri, 15 Jan 2010 14:10:55 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw95r6DJKY1qa99iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><b>A man bought his wife a new fur coat made purely of hamster fur. He took her to Blackpool Pleasure Beach for the day and she spent seven hours on the big wheel.</b></p>http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/334506344http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/334506344Thu, 14 Jan 2010 14:49:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw7du9mERH1qa99iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Two snowmen in a field. One turns to the other and says, “Can you smell carrots?” </p>http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/332843405http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/332843405Wed, 13 Jan 2010 15:49:21 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw5mgaH95f1qa99iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>A woman was in the midst of passion with her husband’s best-friend when the phone rings. Hanging up she turns to him, “That was Bob, but don’t worry he won’t be home for ages-he’s playing cards with you.</p>http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/331139967http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/331139967Tue, 12 Jan 2010 17:00:10 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw2x70omRq1qa99iwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kw2x70omRq1qa99iwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>What do you get when you cross an elephant with a female escort?</p> <p>A two-tonne pick-up.</p>http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/328564703http://danielharries.tumblr.com/post/328564703Mon, 11 Jan 2010 05:59:24 -0500